“Fame is based on merit, while celebrity is based on circling the drain. Celebrity can be pursued by anyone willing to open their mouth or legs in a gross way. Yesterday’s town drunk has become today’s reality show star. You can now buy fame with greats tits and a great ass, like the Kardashian sisters. No wonder everybody wants to be a celebrity.”—Carrie Fisher in the Dec/Jan 2011 issue of Black Book Magazine (via nelsonpants)
Like when I saw my giant fat face on the Oprah show…. So I called Kathy after the show and she talked me down from my freaking out about looking that fat in front of millions of humans while sitting near pictures of me in a metal bikini! Could anything be more discouraging?!! But now I’m more determined than ever. So I’m hoping to have my metal bikini body back by summer.
MBBBS or MB4s!
Not that I’ll wear the asinine thing. I’ll just be able to. It’ll be an option, instead of completely out of the question! I’m not sure if my daughter would ever speak to me again- she has what was my great body, by the way. I think she snuck xtra sugar into my food so I would be this middle-aged frump & she could be slave Leia without the slaving.
How humiliating is it that I’ve used all these Star Wars references.
“There’s no convolutions anymore, they give you this medication. Probably they could call it ‘ET.’ But that would be kind of silly, wouldn’t it, because if I said, ‘I had ET earlier in the week,’ you’d think I’d fucked an extra terrestrial. Especially me.”—Carrie Fisher, on electroconvulsive therapy (ECT)